Gil's Comedy Script of the Month
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3 Scripts for February 2001! |
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TEMPTATION
ISLAND |
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TEMPTATION
ISLAND
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ANNC
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This
week on Fox TV, it's the hottest Temptation Island ever, when
a special guest shows up to turn up the heat!
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BILLY
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Hey,
Andy, I'm really worried about that new guy on the island!
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ANDY
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I
know what you mean, Billy. He can't keep his hands off of any
of the women, including our girlfriends!
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BILLY
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Oh
no, here comes that slime ball now.
(SFX: GIRLS GIGGLING) |
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CLINTON
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Hi
y'all! You want to come down to the jacuzzi with me and Lola and
Heather? I'm going to feel their pain, if you know what I mean!
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GIRLS
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Giggle,
Oh Mr. President!
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CLINTON
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No,
sugar, I'm a private citizen now, with lots of time on my hands.
Come on, I'll teach you a neat cigar trick!
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ANDY
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Man!
Nobody's safe now that he's out of a job!
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ANNC
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That's this week, on Temptation Island!
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(TO
THE TUNE OF RAWHIDE)
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SINGERS
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Rolling rolling rolling, Rolling rolling rolling.
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FRANKIE
LANE
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Those
Blackouts keep on rolling
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California
gets a
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Raw
Deal!!
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Where
ever your location
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That
deregulation
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Is
gonna turn your lights out for real
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Electric
Bills are soaring
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But
congress keeps on snoring
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They
don't care how the people feel.
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Turn
it on, turn it off,
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Power up, power down
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Turn
it on, turn it off, Raw Deal!
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Money
In, Money Out,
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In
the Dark, It's a Rout
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| What is it all about? | |
| Raw Deal! | |
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DJ
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Well,
in case you don't know, Al Gore is teaching a course at Columbia
University in Electronic Journalism! And guess what, we had a hidden
microphone in the class room on his first day, so let's listen to
how it went! (SFX: CLASS ROOM MURMURING) |
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GORE
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All right class, let's settle down. Hello, I am your teacher, Al Gore. It's great to be here at the Columbia University. Before we begin, I have to read this disclaimer. Ahem. "Columbia University is not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting, or the Columbia House Buy 10 CD's get One Free program." Ok, let's begin. Today's electronic journalism takes many different forms. Television, radio, and even the internet. Now, who can tell me, who invented the internet? Yes, you in the front row. |
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STUDENT
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Uh, you did?? |
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GORE
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Very very good! You get an A! |
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STUDENT
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Wow! Thanks! |
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GORE
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Now, there are some ethics involved in journalism, that must be strictly adhered to. For instance, the idea of always getting a second source for your material. Who can tell me, who invented the idea of a second source? Yes, you there. |
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STUDENT
2
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Uh…you did, Mr. Gore? |
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GORE
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Very good! You get an A! |
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STUDENT
2
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Kewl! |
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GORE
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All right, now let's diagram the power structure of today's media conglomerates on the black board. Yes, do you have a question? |
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STUDENT
3
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Yeah, Mr. Gore…didn't you invent the black board? |
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GORE
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Why, yes I did, that's very astute of you, you get an A. Now, where's the chalk? |
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STUDENT
4
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Hey, why don't you invent some? (SFX: CLASS LAUGHS, fade out) |
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